Pros and Cons for Each Zodiac

Aries:

• Pro: Born leader with the drive of a race car. Think "Fast & Furious" but they usually hit the brakes on time.
• Con: Patience? That's a loading screen that never finishes.

Taurus:

• Pro: The ride-or-die friend who marks every birthday (with a delicious treat).
• Con: Stubborn isn't the word. They could win a staring contest with granite.

Gemini:

• Pro: The ultimate social butterfly, buzzing with wit and charm from dawn till the after-party.
• Con: Moods change faster than your Netflix queue on a Friday night.

Cancer:

• Pro: Your personal emotional first-aid kit. Expect cookies and soul-soothing hugs on demand.
• Con: Grudges? They're treasured heirlooms, dusted off and admired regularly.

Leo:

• Pro: Walks into a room like they own the spotlight (because in their mind, they do).
• Con: Ego the size of a small country – GPS not included to find its borders.

Virgo:

• Pro: Could organize a black hole and balance the national budget before breakfast.
• Con: Perfection mode: engaged 24/7. Your slightly burnt toast? Noted.

Libra:

• Pro: Stylish, diplomatic, and the plus-one everyone secretly hopes for.
• Con: Decision-making is a five-hour philosophical debate that concludes with, "Whatever you want."

Scorpio:

• Pro: Loyal, passionate, and can read your deepest feelings like a psychic with subtitles.
• Con: Trust issues thicker than molasses, secrets galore, and side-eye skills that could cut glass.

Sagittarius:

• Pro: Adventure is their middle name. Expect spontaneous trips and profound life lessons.
• Con: Commitment? Routine? Prepare for a swift exit strategy.

Capricorn:

• Pro: Disciplined, ambitious, and basically a walking, talking Fortune 500 company.
• Con: Fun is only acceptable if it's on the calendar and has measurable outcomes.

Aquarius:

• Pro: Visionary, quirky, and probably has a world-saving TED Talk brewing.
• Con: Emotionally available? Think texting a dial-up modem during a solar flare.

Pisces:

• Pro: Creative, empathetic, and romantic enough to star in a Nicholas Sparks movie (the good kind).
• Con: Reality? Optional. May spontaneously check out for a vivid daydream.